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 +4Posted on May 14th | re: Coachella 2013 Dates Revealed (6 comments)

“This is going to be the year of Bowie.” ~ Me in 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015…

 +4Posted on May 14th | re: Browse Best Coast's Urban Outfitters Fashion Line (20 comments)

More Snacks please!

 +3Posted on May 14th | re: Animal Collective Centipede Hz LP Out In September (64 comments)

Animal Collective have never been a band short on songs. I’m sure Honeycomb/Gotham will only exist on that 45.

As for “Knock You Down” — Maybe they gave the song a new name?

 +6Posted on May 13th | re: Animal Collective Centipede Hz LP Out In September (64 comments)

Glad to see you took Michael_’s advice and wrote THREE sentences on Animal Collective.

 +3Posted on May 13th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (87 comments)

Hi spenny!

I think overall it’s a small community. The Facebook Connect option allows anybody to drop in when a big story comes our way. Nobody around here is really hated, except I think we “hate” rubberjohnny with emphasis on the sarcastic quotations. But every site needs a patsy.

I think the Album of the Week feature is starting to be one of my favorite sections. It always seems to spark some really good discussions over said albums merits. I know eldave & I personally had a great back and forth over Chromatics new album. Of course the Torche review will forever be historical due to Pro Wrestling Shenanigans, but over time I think Stereogum’s Album of the Week will be a strong aspect of this site.

As to the overall merits of Shut Up, Dude… I think it’s overall a good thing. It’s nice at the end of the week to have an “Anything Goes” thread where everybody can just comment on comments. Set the music aside for one second and just laugh, argue and hug it all out. Sure there are many Pros/Cons about rounding up comments, but one of the great Pros to me is perhaps seeing a big Comment Thread I may have missed over the week. I’m not going through archived Stereogum content on the reg, so a weekly roundup helps me know what threads had the most action.

Also, everyone would’ve missed my AMAZING JEOPARDY! joke if it weren’t for Shut Up, Dude. (Amazing!) We try to have fun here.

 +20Posted on May 11th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (87 comments)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 +2Posted on May 11th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (87 comments)

” I no longer was able to access Stereogum ”

That didn’t stop rubberjohnny0823456789!

 +9Posted on May 11th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (87 comments)

^^^ #1 commenter by fluke. Clearly.

 +3Posted on May 11th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (87 comments)

No great man or woman deserves to go to Dino Heaven. It’s a vile place up here.

Thus my uzi.

 0Posted on May 11th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (87 comments)

NO way, Davey Pants FTW!

His #4 downvoted comment isn’t even that awful, also as Scott correctly noticed, his Grimes comment was funny to the wack-streme. (Trying to use wacky more, now)

 +3Posted on May 11th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (87 comments)

His username is slang for a condom.

And that avatar? I LOVE IT when commenters get so up in arms about how he “supposedly” looks in that picture. Dude, if it was really him, he’d probably just use his Facebook login. Why make a custom user profile with a unique username and then just slap a picture of yourself as your avatar?

And the hilarious numbers at the end of his username like he’s using AIM circa 1999… Everything about RubJohn is LoL-worthy, but the reactions he gets out of casual commenters is just priceless.

 +5Posted on May 11th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (87 comments)

Been missen’ your posts DT! (This post proof of just that)

I feel your Beasties pain. I never even got to see them live! I like most everyone else grew up with the B-Boys and there is no way around how much it sucks.

This past weekend listening to Paul’s Boutique on loop, it’s so odd now having to recognize MCA’s voice as that of a ghost. Yet, it being what it is now, it kinda sounds cool? This 3rd voice lurking in the background of their songs, forever pure and strong.

The one B-Boys line that kept resonating with me all weekend, which has always been a favorite, because it now takes on a spooky extra meaning is:

“He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost.”
Repeat.
We’ll get through this together. SGUM family4life.

 +4Posted on May 11th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (87 comments)

Maybe they meant to ban your imitator?

Either way, on behalf of the small populace that understands your genius: Welcome Back.

 +3Posted on May 11th | re: The 5 Best Videos Of The Week (12 comments)

At first I was wondering how I missed that SGP video, but then i saw it was posted at 9am today. Phew.

Every song he puts out amps up my anticipation for Chronicle of SpaceGhostPurrp.

I am sooooo ready for that album to DESTROY my car speakers this summer. Quite possibly my favorite new artist this year. SUCH. GOOD. PURRP!

 0Posted on May 10th | re: Jay-Z Jeopardy! Fail (16 comments)

Even got Foster the People in there too!

Never figured out what the cutoff time on Friday is for SUD… we’ll know soon enough.

 +1Posted on May 10th | re: Oneohtrix Point Never Covers "I Only Have Eyes For You" (2 comments)

From Here We Go Sublime

 +3Posted on May 10th | re: Watch Metallica Play Black Album Songs Live For The First Time (16 comments)

If they did Ride The Lightning in reverse and opened with “The Call of Ktulu” — I would want to be at that show.

 +4Posted on May 10th | re: Check Out Steve Albini's Great Reddit Q&A (8 comments)

Q: “What was the inspiration behind songs about fucking?”

SA: “Fucking and songs.”

Brilliant.

 +2Posted on May 9th | re: Sleep Over - "Romantic Streams (CFCF Remix)" (1 comments)

So I literally just listened to “Do U Like Night Bus?” a few hours ago. I got super excited to see this CFCF remix post and when I read:

“…who has a really solid new EP out called Exercises…”

I thought, “Oh! I really need to listen to that too!”

Then I read:

“Stream his Exercises EP:”

Yoooouuuuuuuuuuuu… THANK YOU!!

 +4Posted on May 9th | re: Against Me! Frontman To Change Genders (196 comments)

Laura Palmer?

 +2Posted on May 9th | re: Swizz Beatz - "Street Knock" Video (Feat. ASAP Rocky) (3 comments)

araab’s beat stole the show for me.

Also, how does Boldy James feel about the title for Jadakiss’ new mixtape?

 +4Posted on May 9th | re: Against Me! Frontman To Change Genders (196 comments)

Ah, someone mentioned P-Orridge.

Either way: Neat!

 +2Posted on May 9th | re: Against Me! Frontman To Change Genders (196 comments)

“…since no major rock figures have done this before.”

Genesis Breyer P-Orridge

Well, I guess Throbbing Gristle isn’t a major rock group.

Still.

 +1Posted on May 8th | re: How Mad Men Got The Beatles (29 comments)

OMG! plb, GoT?

Also: Shrooms + Sgt Peppers = Beatles fan forever

 +6Posted on May 8th | re: Two Dolphins OD At Swiss Rave (16 comments)

Seriously, what kind of weird person would ever think to have a concert at a zoo?

Oh. Right.